Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Jack Bauer Facts

I hope those of you who don't watch 24 with Jack Bauer (shame on you) aren't getting sick of the weekly facts. If so, too bad, visit another blog. Jack is back for another week of facts. Also, if you kept up with my facts last year, this will seem like a re-run. I thought I'd revisit some of the classic facts...those that had me "peein my pants"- as CarolAKAbubblebutt would say... ;)



Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

There's no such thing as a lesbian. Only women who haven't met Jack Bauer.

6 comments:

FV Tom said...

Ah, the Classics!

Nice work.

chantal2bfit said...

I love your Jack Bauer facts! Last night's episode was crazy!!!

Irene said...

Happy Valentines Day!

Pamela said...

Cute! Happy Valentine's!!

Kimberly said...

I always come to read the Jack facts :)

carolakabb said...

omg! I love these, they make my day!!!

Off to email them to hubby :)