Sorry ya'll....a little late this week but I didn't forget. :)
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Jack.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Colin Farrell smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Jack Bauer smokes a pack of terrorists anytime he feels like it.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
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omg! you are sooooooooo gggggooooooddd at this! I now eagerly await each new installment!!!!! (I also now go around asking people - do you watch 24? omg you do??? I HAVE to eamil you t his stuff!!!)
More LOL~! I just read them to Jamie.. & we're both gutting ourselves.. we may yet have to watch this JACK you speak of! ~lol~
you must just peee yourself laughing when you come up with these!
:)
Thanks!
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