Got this idea from Cherie and thought it was funny...
1. Melissa needs an honest God-fearing person to get the money so it doesn't fall into the greedy hands of her late husband's family. (Uhhhhh, honey? You ok over there in Iraq?? And, wait a minute, what money!)
2. Melissa needs reference manuals. (It would help if I knew what they were to first)
3. Melissa needs A keypal! ( A what?)
4. Melissa needs a camp job in July :) (It's a little late to be telling me that now!)
5. Melissa needs a shoulder to cry on. (not today, but it would be nice)
6. Melissa needs a loving family for herself and her siblings. (Think I've got this)
7. Melissa needs a fuller understanding to be sure she is on the right track. (that's deep)
8. Melissa needs a regular break for 2 weekends a month to give all the family a break from one another. (Amen)
9. Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get herself going. (yuck!)
10. Melissa needs a man, and she needs one fast (WHAT? Best not to mention this one to my husband)
11. Melissa needs a complete listing of authors and titles (Zzzzz.. huh? what do I need?)
12. Melissa needs a lot of support/encouragement doing homework. (Thank God these years are over)
13. Melissa needs a hug too (These are always appreciated)
14. Melissa needs a new nickname (be nice)
And finally..
15. Melissa needs a good, stiff drink.... (the stiffer the better. Aiden put yourself to bed, tonight mommy needs her own bottle)
So I go on looking some more, and boy do I ever find some good ones...
16. Melissa needs attention and will do "things" for attention. (ouch)
17. Melissa needs to take a break. (Ok this I can handle)
18. Melissa needs to make more albums about being gay and how lonely this makes her feel. (WHOA WHOA WHOA. Back the truck up a minute. I do find myself checking out other women, but under NO circumstances am I gay. No offense to those who are, just stating the facts here.)
19. Melissa needs to toughen up. (HEY. I'm made of steel damnit)
20. Melissa needs to get hit by a bus. (Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?????)
21. Melissa needs her meds. (Uhhhhhh...hmmmmm)
22. Melissa needs to get over it. (**sniff sniff**)
23. Melissa needs to add more mass to her impressive structure to take it the next step (oh yeah...now we're talkin)
24. Melissa needs help to understand that what she's said is wrong, why it's wrong and that it's unacceptable. (WTF? What did I say??)
25. Melissa needs to be the Canadian Idol (preach it brutha, preach it)
26. Melissa needs company in her quest to drink more than a single beer (I think I made it to 2 last time thank you very much)
27. Melissa needs to shut her freaking mouth jennifer is a great actress and melissa sucks and who ever agrees with her is nuts. (Alright I've had enough of this game)
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These are cracking me up, especially your replies. Poor Aiden. Mom's got her own bottle now! New nickname, hmmm? I'll have to think about this one.
Ahhh haa to funny. I was cracking up about the same one as Cheri. You are one funny girl.
Those are too funny! Oh--the top you commented about in my pic--I got it from this store called Cache. They have the coolest clothes, but they are expensive!!! That top was a gift from my Dad. :) You should check out their website!
A cigarette every morning, mmm mmm good. You know you love it.
hey, just catching up here. your stats from last week are awesome! i guess the bffm is treating you right. are you still taking a free day? or do you just do the calorie zig zag thing?
LOL!!!! It's funny but it seems EVERYONE needs their meds!!!!
I'm still laughing over 16 through 27...
~Irene
I cannot keep up with all the blogs I like to read! I think I've been to yours before, but I can't remember!
Anyhoo, hope you don't mind me stopping by!! I'll be back...
Connie
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