When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Jack Bauer promptly responded "Blood."
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a f*cking terrorist.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.
Monday, January 22, 2007
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8 comments:
Another great list! Did you see last night's episode? Holy cow, that's his brother?!?
I love spinning! There are 6:15 am classes M-W-F at my gym. If given the choice, I'd go to those classes but I can't seem to get my lazy butt out of bed that early. I might get my own spinning bike in a couple of months coz I need another cardio alternative to running.
Want to go to Mexico?
I don't even watch "24" but I love your Jack Facts. I need to start watching...
Congrats on the new job, the working out, etc. etc.
I haven't watched but I LOVE the facts too! they are sooo cool! As to spinning ..I really should try that.. I'm looking to get SOME sort of new cardio equip at home now that I gave my Mom my treadmill since I can't run ..
Indeed, spinning is great! Interval and strength classes are my favourites. Glad to hear you are doing well at work and with the clean eating.
You out-do yourself every week. Please tell me you have creative help. Although I would believe it if you came up with all of them by yourself every time.
Witholding information from JB is a suicide attempt. Truly. Look at his brother!
Hi Melissa,
Just catching up here. Boy, you have been up to tons. I am so happy that your husband is home, that you had your wonderful beautiful wedding, you looked stunning, your baby boy is HUGE, you got a new job, you moved...whew! Very exciting!
I don't know who this Jack B is, but it is funny.
The fitness front looks great too.
Jennifer
nice!
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