Monday, January 22, 2007

Jack Bauer Facts- wk2

When asked what he got on his S.A.T's, Jack Bauer promptly responded "Blood."

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a f*cking terrorist.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...

On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.

8 comments:

chantal2bfit said...

Another great list! Did you see last night's episode? Holy cow, that's his brother?!?

I love spinning! There are 6:15 am classes M-W-F at my gym. If given the choice, I'd go to those classes but I can't seem to get my lazy butt out of bed that early. I might get my own spinning bike in a couple of months coz I need another cardio alternative to running.

Mari said...

Want to go to Mexico?

Jen said...

I don't even watch "24" but I love your Jack Facts. I need to start watching...

Congrats on the new job, the working out, etc. etc.

Pamela said...

I haven't watched but I LOVE the facts too! they are sooo cool! As to spinning ..I really should try that.. I'm looking to get SOME sort of new cardio equip at home now that I gave my Mom my treadmill since I can't run ..

Julie said...

Indeed, spinning is great! Interval and strength classes are my favourites. Glad to hear you are doing well at work and with the clean eating.

Kimberly said...

You out-do yourself every week. Please tell me you have creative help. Although I would believe it if you came up with all of them by yourself every time.

Witholding information from JB is a suicide attempt. Truly. Look at his brother!

jennifer said...

Hi Melissa,
Just catching up here. Boy, you have been up to tons. I am so happy that your husband is home, that you had your wonderful beautiful wedding, you looked stunning, your baby boy is HUGE, you got a new job, you moved...whew! Very exciting!

I don't know who this Jack B is, but it is funny.

The fitness front looks great too.

Jennifer

FV Tom said...

nice!