Monday, January 15, 2007

Jack Bauer Facts

Season 6 started with a bang last night and I just couldn't resist posting some facts today.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.

If Jack Bauer gives you his word, return it immediately and run.

If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

7 comments:

Sunnie said...

Maybe I need to check that show out. I have never seen it but it sounds good. I don't have much time to watch tv these days. He sounds like a real badass!

Amy said...

Congrats on the new job!!

KatieFeldmom said...

Too funny! I TiVoed the show last night and will do that same tonight.

Congrats on the new job!!!!!

Jen said...

Oh these are CLASSICS! FV Tom is going to love these. Thanks, Melissa.

Kimberly said...

These are always the perfect follow-up after watching 24! And you didn't disappoint.

Congratulations on the job AND the great start to getting back in shape. That run actually sounds kindof fun. See, you have influenced me!

FV Tom said...

LOL!!!!!

I know that street in LA!

Pamela said...

Sounds like a good one! & CONGRATS on the new Job!!